Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.
Seriously.
We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.
Get a tasty beverage.
And let’s dive in…
P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.
#1:
Mooooom! You’re not looking at me.
#2:
I chewed up all your shoes… So you can never leave me again.
#3:
Give me attention. This is a threat!
#4:
Mooom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?
#5:
I just want attention and I’m not getting any.
#6:
Nothing there? Well, I better bark at it.
#7:
Not sure if I should bark… Or bark.
#8:
Oh you’re tired of all the barking? Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.
#9:
Umm, the kid dropped it. I even waited for 5 seconds…
#10:
Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.
#11:
You don’t wanna get me a chew toy? Imma use the pillows then.
#12:
The baby did it!
#13:
It just exploded… or something.
#14:
I thought you were gone forever… So I kinda freaked out.
#15:
Wait! You use the toilet for what? I drink from there!
#16:
I don’t always drink water… But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.
#17:
I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
#18:
I really wanted to work out today, Dad… But my body said no.
#19:
Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.
#20:
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
#21:
Spazmode activated!
#22:
Energy drink in my coffeeee! I can see sounds now!
#23:
I see China! I see France! I just dug up all your plants.
#24:
I’m not begging… Just looking.
#25:
You said cake… Where’s the cake?
#26:
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were on a diet.
#27:
Stop playing fetch with me. It’s not going to happen!
#28:
I’m not lazy…
I’m just on “energy-saver” mode.
#29:
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m still alive.
#30:
Pay attention to me… Or the licking will continue!
#31:
Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!
#32:
Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?
#33:
I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?
#34:
I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.
#35:
Bite first… Ask questions later.
#36:
This is every dog’s objective in life.
#37:
They said I could be anything I wanted… I chose kangaroo!
#38:
Keep off the grass they said.
#39:
Me jumping to conclusions be like…
#40:
Stop staring! I can’t poop if you’re watching.
#41:
Can we go inside now? I really needed to poop, okay?
#42:
I poop inside when it’s raining… And also when it’s not raining.
#43:
I peed all over the house… So you can smell me wherever you go.
#44:
Me? Pee in the house? Never! It was the cat!
#45:
iPeed.
#46:
You can look… But you can’t touch!
#47:
This is my mom. What exactly are your intentions?
#48:
Don’t even think about touching my baby.
#49:
I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.
#50:
Staring contest… Go!
#51:
The ball, Karen. I’m tired of your games.
#52:
I wonder why humans shake hands… When smelling butts is so much more informative!
#53:
Mastered in Physics… Minored in butt sniffing.
#54:
This dog smells phone screens.
#55:
It’s how cold outside? Nope, no plans today.
#56:
It’s soooo cold! I’m a pup-sicle.
#57:
Wake me up when it’s spring.
#58:
How do fleas travel from place to place? They itch hike!
#59:
I used to be a bull in my previous life. Blame the glands in my feet!
#60:
Mom, I’m bored! I need a new wall!
#61:
No more walkies. I’m done. Carry me, mom!
#62:
I’m ready for my walk! Want me to help you tie your shoes?
#63:
Take me for a walk… It’s the leash you could!
#64:
I don’t always whine… But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.
#65:
Don’t touch me. You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!
#66:
Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!
#67:
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!
#68:
What if the tail…
Is actually chasing me?
#69:
More wag…
Less bark.
#70:
Sorry, Mom!
No toilet paper.
#71:
Need solar energy…
Not full yet.
#72:
Can we stay like this…
Forever?
#73:
First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.
#74:
I’m not sleeping!
Just resting my eyes.
#75:
When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.
#76:
I thought you were never ever coming back…
… So I panicked.
#77:
When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.
#78:
Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!
#79:
What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?
#80:
Give me treats!
I mean now!
#81:
Be calm and sit quietly.
#82:
Remain calm!
All is well.
#83:
Keep calm…
… And blame it on the cat.
#84:
When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.
#85:
Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.
#86:
I don’t even know…
Who I am anymore.
#87:
Did you say…
Walkies?!
#88:
Better days ahead!
I see them!
#89:
This is me…
Every time I see my parents.
#90:
Today has been…
Ruff.
#91:
Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.
#92:
Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!
#93:
When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.
#94:
Please help me…
I have to pee.
#95:
Back pain…
… Is youth leaving the body.
#96:
Home alone…
And someone knocks at the door!
#97:
Are you sure the spider is gone?
#98:
I heard a noise.
Can I sleep with hooman?
#99:
OMG! Two words.
Breath. Mint.
#100:
The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.
#101:
When your feelings hurt…
And you realize it’s your own fault.
#102:
I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.
#103:
Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.
#104:
With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.
#105:
When you’re not sure if you’re getting better…
Or used to being sick.
#106:
No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.
#107:
Being sick
Got me like…
#108:
I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… And I will bite you.
#109:
When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
… But it comes out like a cannon burst.
#110:
Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes.
#111:
When you get a stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.
#112:
I’m waiting for you…
… To cuddle me.
#113:
Snuggle me…
Please?
#114:
I’m going to…
… To give you a hug!
#115:
Did somebody say…
FOOD?!
#116:
Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
#117:
I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!!!
#118:
ADOPT.
Don’t shop.
#119:
There’s no place like home.
#120:
You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.
#121:
What are you doing?
You can’t pee without me.
#122:
I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.
#123:
Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.
#124:
Pet me.
I’m fluffy!
#125:
The way you pet me…
Sucks.
#126:
Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!
#127:
Training my humans…
Has never been easier.
#128:
Always guilty…
Might just need house training.
#129:
Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.