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101 Funniest German Shepherd Memes (Relatable & Goofy)

101 German Shepherd Memes


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The funniest German Shepherd Meme Collection on the Internet.

Grab some wine and comfort food.

And let’s dive right in.

(#57 & #71 are my personal favorites, enjoy!)


German Shepherd Memes

My Crazy Dog Lady starter kit has arrived!


German Shepherd Memes Facebook

How much longer till we get to the treats aisle?


Discovered eBay. Sold the cat.


German Shepherd Dog Memes

That “no dogs on the bed” rule lasted 3 whole minutes.


German Shepherd Protection Memes

What are your intentions with my Mom?


Yes I know where your socks are and I believe you know where the treats are.


German Shepherd Puppy Memes

I’d like an application for the K9 Unit please!


German Shepherd Birthday Memes

I just wanted to eat but you lit the food on fire.


I really wanna play ball with you but I don’t want to give you the ball.


Black German Shepherd Memes

The only fortune that has ever come true. The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly.


White German Shepherd Memes

After months of toil and sweat. Snowball’s cloning machine was a complete success.


German Shepherd gone wild.


Hilarious German Shepherd Memes

German Shredder


Best German Shepherd Memes

What ice cream?


Vet appointment. Canceled.


German Shepherd Meme Funny

Thank goodness you’re home. The kitchen trash can tipped over everywhere.


German Shepherd Meme About Bacon

You need less carrots and more bacon.


Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and soon he’ll be everywhere.


German Shepherd Mask Meme

Deal with it.


German Shepherd Velociraptor Meme

What I expected. What I got.


When we said best seat in the house, we meant it.


German Shepherd Shedding Meme

We’re the reason why vacuum sales have gone up.


German Shepherd Friday Meme

If Friday had a face.


Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the sexiest sheppy of them all?


Fat German Shepherd Meme

Stop stop! I saw a fat guy in a red suit by the fireplace.


Good Morning German Shepherd Meme

Good morning. I’m sorry I pushed you off the bed!


When you get Cheerios, drop some on the floor for me. In return, I will protect you from the bad guys. Deal?


Cute German Shepherd Memes

Popped my squeaky toy. There goes my afternoon!


Love German Shepherd Memes

Do you want true love? Get a German Shepherd.


Mom, I think we need a new car.


Baby German Shepherd Memes

This is my baby! I am going to train it to drop food for me!


German Shepherd Valentine Meme

Will you be my valentine? Please? Pretty please?


My dog winks at me sometimes. I always wink back in case it’s some sort of code.


Anatomy Of A German Shepherd Meme

Anatomy of a German Shepherd.


German Shepherd Christmas Memes

You are not leaving until I get my tennis ball.


Kitchen obstacle course.


I Have A German Shepherd Meme

Your new home security system. No bills, just need to provide food.


German Shepherd Funny

I am smiling, just take the damn picture.


Saw bad man. Bit bad man. End of report.


German Shepherd Coffee Meme

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee, and a good dog.


German Shepherd Uncover

Undercover K-9 Agent.


Tell me your troubles, I will eat them for you.


German Shepherd Vs Malinois Meme

Go ahead! Call me a German Shepherd one more time!


German Shepherd Funny Quotes

Life is better with a German Shepherd


Behind the scenes of a professional bodyguard.


German Shepherd Funny Memes

Anger management: When angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.


German Shepherd Funny Ears

The best puppy face ever: Crazy ears!


Please see manual before assembling your German Shepherd.


German Shepherd Bathroom Meme

Own a German Shepherd and never be alone in the bathroom.


German Shepherd Funny Pictures

My dog escaped the yard today and my neighbor sent me this picture.


What are you doing? You can’t pee without me!


Dinosaur German Shepherd Meme

0-4 months, 4-24 months, 24+ months


German Shepherd Joke

No more jokes, I can’t breathe.


Everyone has a guardian angel. The lucky ones have a German Shepherd.


German Shepherd Driving Car Meme

After 5 previous fails, security finally passed his driving test.


Dog German Shepherd Jokes

Pizza dude is almost here. I surprise him, we eat for free.


Are you sleeping?


Cat And German Shepherd Meme

My first meeting with a cat didn’t go so well.


German Shepherd Chihuahua Joke

This guy vs. that guy.


Vet already stole two. This ball stays with me!


German Shepherd Barking Meme

My bark is worse than pretty much everything.


German Shepherd Court Meme

Innocent until proven guilty in a court of paw.


Rule #1 GSD Handbook: If you are guilty try very hard not to make eye contact.


Dancing German Shepherd Meme

This German Shepherd looks like it just got done challenging you to a dance off and now it’s your turn.


German Shepherd Digging Meme

And you thought your dog had a digging problem!


Can someone get me iced tea?


German Shepherd Easter Meme

Easter bunny? But I’m a German Shepherd.


German Shepherd Eating Meme

I don’t always eat steak. But when I do, it’s when you were texting and not paying attention.


This interruption had better be important.


German Shepherd Hair Meme

Every German Shepherd comes with a consolation prize!


Happy German Shepherd Meme

A smile a day keeps the vet away.


I’m feisty and I know it.


Half Listening German Shepherd Meme

I hear you…half of the time.


Italian German Shepherd Meme

How to pet your dog in Italian.


More peanut butter!!!


German Shepherd I Love You Meme

Something happened in the kitchen and…I love you so much.


German Shepherd It's Friday Meme

It’s Friday! And it’s a long weekend!


Mom, stop! You’re embarrassing me.


German Shepherd Karma Meme

May karma never bite you in the ass. I am karma.


German Shepherd Laughing Meme

No, no more tickle bug, please!


Ahhh…Best spot in the yard.


German Shepherd Love Meme

And I will always love you.


German Shepherd Miss You Meme

Why can’t I come into the bathroom with you? I miss you.


I’ll have a large vanilla shake, please.


German Shepherd Monday Meme

Monday again? Oh well…Happy day!


German Shepherd Owner Meme

Every new GSD owner: He’s so fluffy and cute! One month later: He’s obviously possessed by a demon.


Wonder why Mom sleeps on the floor?


German Shepherd Police Meme

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh, it’s the cops”?


German Shepherd Shark Meme

Warning: Land shark on patrol.


I’m not spoiled. My master is just well-trained.


Short German Shepherd Meme

Can I borrow a dollar? I’m a little bit short.


German Shepherd Thanksgiving Meme

Look, when family comes over for Thanksgiving, it’s literally going to be raining food. So stay alert!


Why can’t I make it to work today? Because my dog looks too sad.


German Shepherd Thank You Meme

Thank you for making us the best breed ever!


German Shepherd Tilting Head

My head tilt is a superpower that you can’t resist.


Sorry ladies, I’m a mama’s boy!


German Shepherd Military Dog Memes

So your dog fetches balls? That’s cute!


German Shepherd Happy To See Owner

Mom’s home! I can hug Mom in 2.8 seconds.


Did you seriously just ask me if I wanted a treat? Have I ever said no?


German Shepherd Guard Dog Meme

If you see this, you’re in the wrong yard!


German Shepherd Happy Fathers Day

Best German Shepherd Dad ever!