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The funniest German Shepherd Meme Collection on the Internet.
Grab some wine and comfort food.
And let’s dive right in.
(#57 & #71 are my personal favorites, enjoy!)
My Crazy Dog Lady starter kit has arrived!
How much longer till we get to the treats aisle?
Discovered eBay. Sold the cat.
That “no dogs on the bed” rule lasted 3 whole minutes.
What are your intentions with my Mom?
Yes I know where your socks are and I believe you know where the treats are.
I’d like an application for the K9 Unit please!
I just wanted to eat but you lit the food on fire.
I really wanna play ball with you but I don’t want to give you the ball.
The only fortune that has ever come true. The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly.
After months of toil and sweat. Snowball’s cloning machine was a complete success.
German Shepherd gone wild.
What ice cream?
Vet appointment. Canceled.
Thank goodness you’re home. The kitchen trash can tipped over everywhere.
You need less carrots and more bacon.
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and soon he’ll be everywhere.
Deal with it.
What I expected. What I got.
When we said best seat in the house, we meant it.
We’re the reason why vacuum sales have gone up.
If Friday had a face.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the sexiest sheppy of them all?
Stop stop! I saw a fat guy in a red suit by the fireplace.
Good morning. I’m sorry I pushed you off the bed!
When you get Cheerios, drop some on the floor for me. In return, I will protect you from the bad guys. Deal?
Popped my squeaky toy. There goes my afternoon!
Do you want true love? Get a German Shepherd.
Mom, I think we need a new car.
This is my baby! I am going to train it to drop food for me!
Will you be my valentine? Please? Pretty please?
My dog winks at me sometimes. I always wink back in case it’s some sort of code.
Anatomy of a German Shepherd.
You are not leaving until I get my tennis ball.
Kitchen obstacle course.
Your new home security system. No bills, just need to provide food.
I am smiling, just take the damn picture.
Saw bad man. Bit bad man. End of report.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee, and a good dog.
Undercover K-9 Agent.
Tell me your troubles, I will eat them for you.
Go ahead! Call me a German Shepherd one more time!
Life is better with a German Shepherd
Behind the scenes of a professional bodyguard.
Anger management: When angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
The best puppy face ever: Crazy ears!
Please see manual before assembling your German Shepherd.
Own a German Shepherd and never be alone in the bathroom.
My dog escaped the yard today and my neighbor sent me this picture.
What are you doing? You can’t pee without me!
0-4 months, 4-24 months, 24+ months
No more jokes, I can’t breathe.
Everyone has a guardian angel. The lucky ones have a German Shepherd.
After 5 previous fails, security finally passed his driving test.
Pizza dude is almost here. I surprise him, we eat for free.
Are you sleeping?
My first meeting with a cat didn’t go so well.
This guy vs. that guy.
Vet already stole two. This ball stays with me!
My bark is worse than pretty much everything.
Innocent until proven guilty in a court of paw.
Rule #1 GSD Handbook: If you are guilty try very hard not to make eye contact.
This German Shepherd looks like it just got done challenging you to a dance off and now it’s your turn.
And you thought your dog had a digging problem!
Can someone get me iced tea?
Easter bunny? But I’m a German Shepherd.
I don’t always eat steak. But when I do, it’s when you were texting and not paying attention.
This interruption had better be important.
Every German Shepherd comes with a consolation prize!
A smile a day keeps the vet away.
I’m feisty and I know it.
I hear you…half of the time.
How to pet your dog in Italian.
More peanut butter!!!
Something happened in the kitchen and…I love you so much.
It’s Friday! And it’s a long weekend!
Mom, stop! You’re embarrassing me.
May karma never bite you in the ass. I am karma.
No, no more tickle bug, please!
Ahhh…Best spot in the yard.
And I will always love you.
Why can’t I come into the bathroom with you? I miss you.
I’ll have a large vanilla shake, please.
Monday again? Oh well…Happy day!
Every new GSD owner: He’s so fluffy and cute! One month later: He’s obviously possessed by a demon.
Wonder why Mom sleeps on the floor?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh, it’s the cops”?
Warning: Land shark on patrol.
I’m not spoiled. My master is just well-trained.
Can I borrow a dollar? I’m a little bit short.
Look, when family comes over for Thanksgiving, it’s literally going to be raining food. So stay alert!
Why can’t I make it to work today? Because my dog looks too sad.
Thank you for making us the best breed ever!
My head tilt is a superpower that you can’t resist.
Sorry ladies, I’m a mama’s boy!
So your dog fetches balls? That’s cute!
Mom’s home! I can hug Mom in 2.8 seconds.
Did you seriously just ask me if I wanted a treat? Have I ever said no?
If you see this, you’re in the wrong yard!
Best German Shepherd Dad ever!