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The funniest German Shepherd Meme Collection on the Internet.
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And let’s dive right in.
(#57 & #71 are my personal favorites, enjoy!)
#1:
My Crazy Dog Lady starter kit has arrived!
#2:
How much longer till we get to the treats aisle?
#3:
Discovered eBay. Sold the cat.
#4:
That “no dogs on the bed” rule lasted 3 whole minutes.
#5:
What are your intentions with my Mom?
#6:
Yes I know where your socks are and I believe you know where the treats are.
#7:
I’d like an application for the K9 Unit please!
#8:
I just wanted to eat but you lit the food on fire.
#9:
I really wanna play ball with you but I don’t want to give you the ball.
#10:
The only fortune that has ever come true. The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly.
#11:
After months of toil and sweat. Snowball’s cloning machine was a complete success.
#12:
German Shepherd gone wild.
#13:
German Shredder
#14:
What ice cream?
#15:
Vet appointment. Canceled.
#16:
Thank goodness you’re home. The kitchen trash can tipped over everywhere.
#17:
You need less carrots and more bacon.
#18:
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear and soon he’ll be everywhere.
#19:
Deal with it.
#20:
What I expected. What I got.
#21:
When we said best seat in the house, we meant it.
#22:
We’re the reason why vacuum sales have gone up.
#23:
If Friday had a face.
#24:
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the sexiest sheppy of them all?
#25:
Stop stop! I saw a fat guy in a red suit by the fireplace.
#26:
Good morning. I’m sorry I pushed you off the bed!
#27:
When you get Cheerios, drop some on the floor for me. In return, I will protect you from the bad guys. Deal?
#28:
Popped my squeaky toy. There goes my afternoon!
#29:
Do you want true love? Get a German Shepherd.
#30:
Mom, I think we need a new car.
#31:
This is my baby! I am going to train it to drop food for me!
#32:
Will you be my valentine? Please? Pretty please?
#33:
My dog winks at me sometimes. I always wink back in case it’s some sort of code.
#34:
Anatomy of a German Shepherd.
#35:
You are not leaving until I get my tennis ball.
#36:
Kitchen obstacle course.
#37:
Your new home security system. No bills, just need to provide food.
#38:
I am smiling, just take the damn picture.
#39:
Saw bad man. Bit bad man. End of report.
#40:
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee, and a good dog.
#41:
Undercover K-9 Agent.
#42:
Tell me your troubles, I will eat them for you.
#43:
Go ahead! Call me a German Shepherd one more time!
#44:
Life is better with a German Shepherd
#45:
Behind the scenes of a professional bodyguard.
#46:
Anger management: When angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
#47:
The best puppy face ever: Crazy ears!
#48:
Please see manual before assembling your German Shepherd.
#49:
Own a German Shepherd and never be alone in the bathroom.
#50:
My dog escaped the yard today and my neighbor sent me this picture.
#51:
What are you doing? You can’t pee without me!
#52:
0-4 months, 4-24 months, 24+ months
#53:
No more jokes, I can’t breathe.
#54:
Everyone has a guardian angel. The lucky ones have a German Shepherd.
#55:
After 5 previous fails, security finally passed his driving test.
#56:
Pizza dude is almost here. I surprise him, we eat for free.
#57:
Are you sleeping?
#58:
My first meeting with a cat didn’t go so well.
#59:
This guy vs. that guy.
#60:
Vet already stole two. This ball stays with me!
#61:
My bark is worse than pretty much everything.
#62:
Innocent until proven guilty in a court of paw.
#63:
Rule #1 GSD Handbook: If you are guilty try very hard not to make eye contact.
#64:
This German Shepherd looks like it just got done challenging you to a dance off and now it’s your turn.
#65:
And you thought your dog had a digging problem!
#66:
Can someone get me iced tea?
#67:
Easter bunny? But I’m a German Shepherd.
#68:
I don’t always eat steak. But when I do, it’s when you were texting and not paying attention.
#69:
This interruption had better be important.
#70:
Every German Shepherd comes with a consolation prize!
#71:
A smile a day keeps the vet away.
#72:
I’m feisty and I know it.
#73:
I hear you…half of the time.
#74:
How to pet your dog in Italian.
#75:
More peanut butter!!!
#76:
Something happened in the kitchen and…I love you so much.
#77:
It’s Friday! And it’s a long weekend!
#78:
Mom, stop! You’re embarrassing me.
#79:
May karma never bite you in the ass. I am karma.
#80:
No, no more tickle bug, please!
#81:
Ahhh…Best spot in the yard.
#82:
And I will always love you.
#83:
Why can’t I come into the bathroom with you? I miss you.
#84:
I’ll have a large vanilla shake, please.
#85:
Monday again? Oh well…Happy day!
#86:
Every new GSD owner: He’s so fluffy and cute! One month later: He’s obviously possessed by a demon.
#87:
Wonder why Mom sleeps on the floor?
#88:
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh, it’s the cops”?
#89:
Warning: Land shark on patrol.
#90:
I’m not spoiled. My master is just well-trained.
#91:
Can I borrow a dollar? I’m a little bit short.
#92:
Look, when family comes over for Thanksgiving, it’s literally going to be raining food. So stay alert!
#93:
Why can’t I make it to work today? Because my dog looks too sad.
#94:
Thank you for making us the best breed ever!
#95:
My head tilt is a superpower that you can’t resist.
#96:
Sorry ladies, I’m a mama’s boy!
#97:
So your dog fetches balls? That’s cute!
#98:
Mom’s home! I can hug Mom in 2.8 seconds.
#99:
Did you seriously just ask me if I wanted a treat? Have I ever said no?
#100:
If you see this, you’re in the wrong yard!
#101:
Best German Shepherd Dad ever!