Stop searching the Internet for funny dog memes.
We gathered the top 129 cute, happy, and angry dog memes… so you don’t have to.
Get a tasty beverage.
And let’s dive in…
P.S: #23 & #126 are my personal favorites.
Mooooom! You’re not looking at me.
I chewed up all your shoes… So you can never leave me again.
Give me attention. This is a threat!
Mooom! Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?
I just want attention and I’m not getting any.
Nothing there? Well, I better bark at it.
Not sure if I should bark… Or bark.
Oh you’re tired of all the barking? Then I’ll be quiet when the burglars show up.
Umm, the kid dropped it. I even waited for 5 seconds…
Your expensive shoes make a good chew toy.
You don’t wanna get me a chew toy? Imma use the pillows then.
The baby did it!
It just exploded… or something.
I thought you were gone forever… So I kinda freaked out.
Wait! You use the toilet for what? I drink from there!
I don’t always drink water… But when I do, I get it straight from the toilet.
I drink because you pretend to throw the ball, Dad.
I really wanted to work out today, Dad… But my body said no.
Exercise would be much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burn them.
Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.
Energy drink in my coffeeee! I can see sounds now!
I see China! I see France! I just dug up all your plants.
I’m not begging… Just looking.
You said cake… Where’s the cake?
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you were on a diet.
Stop playing fetch with me. It’s not going to happen!
I’m not lazy…
I’m just on “energy-saver” mode.
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m still alive.
Pay attention to me… Or the licking will continue!
Your windows need some cleaning…
Let me lick it for you!
Did I ever tell you that you taste like love?
I’m still fine-tuning my approach to romance, okay?
I love you but I also kinda wanna bite you.
Bite first… Ask questions later.
This is every dog’s objective in life.
They said I could be anything I wanted… I chose kangaroo!
Keep off the grass they said.
Me jumping to conclusions be like…
Stop staring! I can’t poop if you’re watching.
Can we go inside now? I really needed to poop, okay?
I poop inside when it’s raining… And also when it’s not raining.
I peed all over the house… So you can smell me wherever you go.
Me? Pee in the house? Never! It was the cat!
You can look… But you can’t touch!
This is my mom. What exactly are your intentions?
Don’t even think about touching my baby.
I’ll just keep staring at you until you do the thing I want.
Staring contest… Go!
The ball, Karen. I’m tired of your games.
I wonder why humans shake hands… When smelling butts is so much more informative!
Mastered in Physics… Minored in butt sniffing.
This dog smells phone screens.
It’s how cold outside? Nope, no plans today.
It’s soooo cold! I’m a pup-sicle.
Wake me up when it’s spring.
How do fleas travel from place to place? They itch hike!
I used to be a bull in my previous life. Blame the glands in my feet!
Mom, I’m bored! I need a new wall!
No more walkies. I’m done. Carry me, mom!
I’m ready for my walk! Want me to help you tie your shoes?
Take me for a walk… It’s the leash you could!
I don’t always whine… But when I do, I wait until you’re sound asleep.
Don’t touch me. You’ve betrayed me for petting another dog!
Sometimes I cry…
Because I can!
Why does a dog wag his tail?
Because nobody else can do it for him!
What if the tail…
Is actually chasing me?
No toilet paper.
Need solar energy…
Not full yet.
Can we stay like this…
First I steal your heart…
Then I steal your bed.
I’m not sleeping!
Just resting my eyes.
When your anxiety goes away…
And having no anxiety gives you anxiety.
I thought you were never ever coming back…
… So I panicked.
When my coffee kicks in…
And so does the anxiety.
Come back here!
I’ll bite your legs off!
What do you mean…
We’re not going for a walk?
Give me treats!
I mean now!
Be calm and sit quietly.
All is well.
… And blame it on the cat.
When I’m depressed…
I have no appetite.
Can’t be depressed…
If you’ve never known happiness.
I don’t even know…
Who I am anymore.
Did you say…
Better days ahead!
I see them!
This is me…
Every time I see my parents.
Today has been…
Not sure if fireworks…
Or the apocalypse.
Okay, okay. You found me…
But I’m not taking a bath!
When you hear a noise…
In the middle of the night.
Please help me…
I have to pee.
… Is youth leaving the body.
And someone knocks at the door!
Are you sure the spider is gone?
I heard a noise.
Can I sleep with hooman?
OMG! Two words.
The fall was okay…
It was the sudden stop that hurt.
When your feelings hurt…
And you realize it’s your own fault.
I’m just in my feelings right now…
I need a moment.
Just so you know…
I’m humping your leg later.
With my blanket, I’m too hot…
Without it, I’m too cold.
When you’re not sure if you’re getting better…
Or used to being sick.
No, I’m not sick…
I’m just going to rest here for a little bit.
Got me like…
I don’t know who got me sick…
But I will find you… And I will bite you.
When you try to let out a silent fart around people…
… But it comes out like a cannon burst.
Diarrhea is hereditary…
It runs in my genes.
When you get a stomach ache…
Because you ate too much.
I’m waiting for you…
… To cuddle me.
I’m going to…
… To give you a hug!
Did somebody say…
Yeah, I’m into fitness…
Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.
I know I said I wanted to lose weight…
But I’m hungry!!!
There’s no place like home.
You can’t buy love…
But you can rescue it.
What are you doing?
You can’t pee without me.
I heard you peeing…
Thought you might need some company.
Human… Are you awake?
I’ll just lay here and love you.
The way you pet me…
Hey, I just met you… And this is crazy!
But here’s my belly… So pet me maybe!
Training my humans…
Has never been easier.
Might just need house training.
Yes, I obey…
Only if you give the training.